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- "Posh was gutted whe she saw the state of
Baby and Sporty at the Spice Girls' reunion."
- "Collars and cuffs
have no chance of
- "Shoes and Spider -
brothers in arms."
- "And the winner of
Cock Of The Year 1981 is....."
- "Proof that Keith
Lemon was ginger when
he was young"
- "So, do you think
you'll improve England's
How dare you Hawwy!"
"Thank god you're not wearing one of Our
Kid's black suede hats, Damon - you'd look
a total twat in one of them."
- "Noel congratulates the winner of the
Norman Wisdom Lookalike competition"
- "Jeez, Kenny, look at that bloke
black suede hat! What the hell does
he think he looks like?"
- "Hands up if you hate Man U...
Hands up if you hate Man U"
wonder Mr Benn wasn't very forthcoming
with the invites to his new London pad."
Bates' hotel was taking shape."
Greeks suddenly realise austerity has gone
my driving instructor said to stick
to the white line!"
Mr Benn woke up in his tent at Glastonbury
and wasn't sure the effects of Jeremy's
cakes had completely worn off.
- "If she's got a sister I'll be round
in half an hour."
- "The 2012 Olympic show jumping tickets
might have been overpriced thought Jim"
- "This wasn't the company car scheme
- "Bernie Ecclestone had gone too far
in his attempt to boost the F1 viewing figures."
- "Nice hair!"
- "The final of 'Mr Gay UK 2011' reaches an
- "Hands up if you've had an
Bruno The Beard at El Camion in Soho."
- "Hands up who likes E*brace?" - Mr C was
in the middle of another of his funny dreams.
- "Are you the Lighthouse Family?"
- "Since Wacko Jacko's death, Becks found
that judging the King Of Pop Lookalike
Contest was getting more difficult every
year as the standard dropped."
I said I wanted a greenhouse..."
-"No, surely not her too? That's Ann
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