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- "Mr Benn was beginning to think he had
been prescribed the wrong medication."

- "Mr Benn's dream of a small cocktail and Cossie's
wish for a nice Black Bush on the rocks seemed
to have got lost in translation."

- "Guess who's had one too many Pimm's?"

- "You show me a bloke who likes the Pet Shop
Boys and I'll show him the back of my hand!"

- "And another thing...I have NEVER drunk
Pimm's either!"

- "Mr Benn was the only one to arrive in fancy
dress for the final game"

- "Ken Bates enjoys fooling the faithful with
his disguise"

- "There's not a beard in sight as Leeds get
ready for promotion."

- "Stand on one leg if your not gay!"

- "Cossie now realised it was time to turn the
central heating back on."

- "Mrs C's butler was asked to get some more
ice for her large G and T."

- "Get yer bird to get her chipped front tooth
fixed will you, Bridgey. I could hardly get me
shorts on this mornin'."

- "I'm so sorry to have upset you JT but I thought
you knew Dire Straits split up in 1995."

- "Bob puts the final touches to Rory's Christmas
card and hopes Betty doesn't mind the language
he's used."

- "Sam The Man is about to send his Christmas
card to Anton du Beke."

- "Bob prepares to post Rory's Christmas card
but fears the online translator has gone
wrong again"

- "Mrs C regretted the day she let Mr C talk her
into applying for Mongolian Wife Swap."

- "The SW Coach/L&P house swap left the
southerners feeling hard done by."

- "I do like to keep abreast of what's going on
in the armed forces"

- "And if I move this hand I'll feel a right tit"

- "Mr C gave up waiting for another person
to join him in the Embrace chat room"

- "Even Pxyzyzygy had to admit that 3,000
Hindi Devotional downloads was too much
for one evening"

- "The contest to see who got to sleep in
Barrowman's tent at Glasto was down to
the last 3 competitors"

- "Try as they might, Don Estelle and Tony
Hancock just couldn't out-spoof Mr C"

- "Cossie (who has right of call as he is clearly
nearest to London Bridge): Two Hats"

- "I have just pleasured myself, here, smell."

- "A record crowd gathered for the 2009 Paper
Scissors Stone final and it was a nervous start
from the Scottish competitor."

- "LUFC's thuggish image is ruined as 2 of
their celebrity fans are spotted drinking
Pinot Grigio before the game."